On Montreal Restaurant Le Milsa Chef Deck says:

I’m calling out every man over 220 lbs in the city to join me at Le Milsa on Thursday April 16th so that we break the bank and let them feel one day of pain for their 364 days of greatness. For those of you who don’t know Restaurant Le Milsa is an all you can eat Brazilian steakhouse (Churrascaria), and if you’re a big eater it’s one of the best deals in the city ($29.95). You get salad, rice, sweet potato, salsa and as much meat as a bulimic girl can eat. The skilled swordsman come around all night with freshly charcoal spitted- turkey wrapped in bacon, sausage, chicken, rib steak, prime rib, pork, roast pork, fillet mignon, lamb, and pineapple for dessert. The only issue I have with the food it is that it’s a little over spiced and not the highest quality meat (but you can’t have it all and the portion to value ratio makes up for the little shortcomings). So by the way y’all that first sentence is no joke….April 16th June 18th, 2009 is the day and if Homer Simpson can do it, so can we!

Entertainment: Sexy Latina dancers shake there hips as fast as a humming bird flaps its wings/10
Food: 7.1112123113/10
Service: better be fast when the resto is filled with 300 fat hungry men/10

Chef Deck Signing out!

Photos by Lazarius

Restaurant Le Milsa Information

1445, Bishop, Downtown Montreal, QC H3G 2E4
Metro: Guy-Concordia
Phone: 514-844-4550
Payment: Visa, MC, Diners Card, Interac
Hours: from 5:30 pm

Second Location:
579 St. Martin Blvd. West, Laval Telephone: 450-967-7770

On L’Assommoir Restaurant Montreal Chef Deck says:

Forget about the food just attach the Basil Martini to my veins. Restaurent L’Assommoir by far has the best bartender in the city. All the drinks are innovative and delicious and though pricy well worth the cost. As far as the food goes it’s very good but by no means the best. We started with a trio of Cerviches and Tartar of which my rankings go as follows: Beef tartar was excellent, Shrimp and avocado cerviche was fresh and good (but boring), and the salmon tuna tartar was just OK (done Asian style… would have been better with no salmon). For the main we had a meat platter with Chorizo sausage (ordinary), Grilled chicken (succulent), Bavette (mediocre), Lamb Shank (very good but under spiced), Tuluse Sausage (perfect), all accompanied by grilled veggies and delicious roasted potatoes. The combo platter’s for tapas, tartars & cerviches, and mains help make it much more reasonably priced. By the way had a great bottle of “Clos de Los Liete” a beautiful big Argentinean red.

Drinks: Best creations ever thanks to a flash bartender/10
Food: 7.4343/10
Atmosphere: Great date place/10

Chef Deck signing out!

L’Assommoir Restaurant Review

112, Bernard Ouest, Cross Street: St-Urbain, Mile End, Montreal
Phone Number: 514-272-0777
Payment: Cash, Major Credit Cards
Hours: Daily 4 pm – 3 am
Price: starters: $5-$20, mains: $15-$30, Cocktails: $8-$14

Best Japanese

1. Kaizen Sushi Bar (various locations)
2. Mikado (various locations)
3. Kanda (2045 Bishop, (514) 845-8868)
4. Sho-Dan (various locations)
5. Miso (4000 Ste-Catherine W., (514) 908-6476)

How the hell is Kaizen the number 1 Japanese I ask? Koji’s, people seem to think you’re better than Shô-Dan but they’re obviously high on bad taste. Mikado your Tuna Tempera arouses me.

Best Korean

1. Seoul (5030 Sherbrooke W., (514) 489-3686)
2. Man-na (1421 Bishop, (514) 288-1703)
3. Quatre Saisons (4200 St-Jacques, (514) 932-3309)
4. Chez Bong (1021 St-Laurent, (514) 396-7779)
5. Bulgogi (2127 Ste-Catherine W., (514) 935-9820)

I don’t really frequent that many Korean restaurants, but you know what I should. The only ones I can comment on are not on the list. Korea House on Queen Mary, I love your tasty treats, or try Hwang-Kum and get the paddlepop salad. To the rest of you, where have you been all my life?

Best Latino

1. La Chilenita (various locations)
2. Casa Tapas (266 Rachel E., (514) 848-1063)
3. La Carretta (350 St-Zotique E., (514) 273-8884)
4. Senzala (various locations)
5. La Selva (862 Marie-Anne E., (514) 525-1798)

I kind of like to start of on a bad note…. so Casa Tapas, you will never be part of my family not even once, twice or thrice removed. La Chilenita you are the best latin restaurant in Montreal and deserve the top spot, for your Chilean style empanadas are empalious. If you’re looking for a fine grilled fruit, head over to Senzala for breakfast, but don’t stay for lunch or dinner. La Selva (byob – Bring your own alcohol), your cheap, authentic Peruvian food should have made you number two, however, cutback streets make for no hipster appeal.

Best Mexican

1. 3 Amigos (Three Amigos) (1657 Ste-Catherine W., (514) 939-3329)
2. Carlos & Pepes (1420 Peel, (514) 288-3090)
3. Casa de Matéo (438 St-François-Xavier, (514) 844-7448)
4. Taqueria Mex (various locations)
5. La Nacion Review (1850 Ste-Catherine W., (514) 931-2956)

Oralay Vatos what’s happeneeeeing! number 1 is defiantly Number five La Nacion Review as per our review. 3 Amigos, pretty crappy (your free salsa and cheap fajitas Wednesdays do tempt me), a good place to get that Concordia girl drunk. Carlos & Pepes i guess your food tastes good goin down but burns coming out. Casa de Matéo, I want to becoma your family. Taqueria Mex you’re a Montreal Mexican native that I’ve never dated.

Best Middle-Eastern

1. Boustan (2020A Crescent, (514) 843-3576)
2. Amir (various locations)
3. Al-Taib (various locations)
4. Basha (various locations
5. La Sirène de la Mer (various locations)

Sinai freshly slaughtered desert goat is still number one in my eyes but if you are looking for the best middle eastern food in Montreal head to Daou. Boustan you’re the best middle east cutback restaurant in the city. Al-Taib you are number 2, Basha you are number 3, Amir on de Maisonneuve and crescent you’re number 4 and La Sirène de la Mer though good, I kinda hope you die of scurvy.

Best Portuguese

1. Jano (3883 St-Laurent, (514) 849-0646)
2. Chez Doval (150 Marie-Anne E., (514) 843-3390)
3. Romados (115 Rachel E., (514) 849-1803)
4. Coco Rico (3907 St-Laurent, (514) 849-5554)
5. Roi du Plateau (51 Rachel W., (514) 844-8393)

Though pricey according to Nancy (the Portuguese girl at the table next to us) the best Portuguese restaurant in Montreal is Sol Mar. Now looking at all the other picks you guys definitely made some good choices. Chez Doval is great and if you go on a Friday or Saturday you will be serenaded by an old Portuguese man. Janos is always amazing (potent hot sauce) and so are all the others. We’re blessed with bonne Portuguese restaurants in French Canadia!

Best Bagel

1. St–Viateur (263 St-Viateur W., (514) 276-8044)
2. Fairmount (74 Fairmount W., (514) 272-0667)
3. R.E.A.L. Bagel (various locations)
4. DAD’s Bagels (5732 Sherbrooke W., (514) 487-2454)
5. Faubourg’s The Bagel Place (1616) Ste-Catherine W., 514-931-2827)

Congratulations boys and girls you pinned the best Montreal bagel places in the city maybe even in the world (pinkie finger in the mouth). St–Viateur bagel you tempt me with your crispy exterior and a soft, moist, succulent, juicy, sweet interior.