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Les Princesses Serveuse super Sexy XXX (Topless Breakfast)

May 29th, 2007 · 3 Comments

Les Princesses d’Hochelaga
Chef Deck says:

We journeyed to the far east with great expectations of culinary excellence and boobies, next to our city’s greatest architectural masterpiece being the Olympic Stadium. Huge mistake! First of all the coffee was lukewarm water, the cheese omelet wasn’t a fifth as good as an airplane one, the eggs were runny and gross, the patate’s tasted like they’d been cooked freezer burnt and fried in oil that’s been recycled a few hundred time, bacon good, and sausage good but something funky about them. Secondly, who really wants to look at 3 month pregnant strippers, and smell scented baby wipes while eating your first hung-over meal of the day besides 20 year old American community college frat boys!

The fact that they play Metallica’s Unforgiven in a breakfast joint: 10/10
Food: Make you sick/10
A waste of my time (sorry Bus Boy Bob): 10/10

Chef Deck signing out!

waitress The Staff lesprincesses.jpg Eggs and Bacon Cheese Omelette

Resto Bar Les Princesses d’Hochelaga also Les Princesses Serveuse super Sexy X X X
Les Princesses d’Hochelaga Website
4970 Hochelaga, Montréal; 514-255-0003
Hours: Mon - Fri 5:00 am - 12:00 am, Sat & Sun 5:00 am - 9 pm


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Tags: Breakfast Restaurants · Lunch Restaurants · Montreal Restaurants · Pizza Restaurants

3 responses so far ↓

  • 1 George // May 30, 2007 at 3:25 am

    forget about topless that place the girls are basically naked! They are wearing a little sarong or something around their waists but that didn’t stop me from seeing vagine. Keep up the good work Chef Deck!

  • 2 Azzaelea // Jul 15, 2007 at 10:56 pm

    Speaking of baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad food, I would love to see you review Dunns. Every reviewer, myself included, thinks their food is beyond nasty. Burnt, oily and disgusting are the understatements.

  • 3 Chef Deck // Jul 16, 2007 at 11:02 am

    Will do for for I wholeheartedly agree. It’s like eating a saltlick for dinner!

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