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Les Princesses Serveuse super Sexy XXX (Topless Breakfast)

May 29th, 2007 · 9 Comments · Breakfast Restaurants, Montreal Restaurants, Pizza Restaurants

Les Princesses d’Hochelaga
Chef Deck says:

We journeyed to the far east with great expectations of culinary excellence and boobies, next to our city’s greatest architectural masterpiece being the Olympic Stadium. Huge mistake! First of all the coffee was lukewarm water, the cheese omelet wasn’t a fifth as good as an airplane one, the eggs were runny and gross, the patate’s tasted like they’d been cooked freezer burnt and fried in oil that’s been recycled a few hundred time, bacon good, and sausage good but something funky about them. Secondly, who really wants to look at 3 month pregnant strippers, and smell scented baby wipes while eating your first hung-over meal of the day besides 20 year old American community college frat boys!

The fact that they play Metallica’s Unforgiven in a breakfast joint: 10/10
Food: Make you sick/10
A waste of my time (sorry Bus Boy Bob): 10/10

Chef Deck signing out!

waitress The Staff lesprincesses.jpg Eggs and Bacon Cheese Omelette

Resto Bar Les Princesses d’Hochelaga also Les Princesses Serveuse super Sexy X X X
Les Princesses d’Hochelaga Website
4970 Hochelaga, Montréal; 514-255-0003
Hours: Mon – Fri 5:00 am – 12:00 am, Sat & Sun 5:00 am – 9 pm

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  • George

    forget about topless that place the girls are basically naked! They are wearing a little sarong or something around their waists but that didn’t stop me from seeing vagine. Keep up the good work Chef Deck!

  • Azzaelea

    Speaking of baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad food, I would love to see you review Dunns. Every reviewer, myself included, thinks their food is beyond nasty. Burnt, oily and disgusting are the understatements.

  • http://www.eatwellmontreal.com Chef Deck

    Will do for for I wholeheartedly agree. It’s like eating a saltlick for dinner!

  • Rufus

    Rumour has it that they've had their beer licence taken away for some infraction or other. Used to be possible at least to take a break from the drive home on a hot day, have beer and spaghetti and an eyeful. Now it's not clear what exactly remains to draw customers. It ain't the cuisine or the ambiance.

  • medicalblog

    boob and breakfast? that's simply stupid

    • Ronaldstrip

      are u crazzzy??

  • medicalblog

    boob and breakfast? that's simply stupid

  • guest

    Guys we were just there this past weekend and the food was awful. We thought it was a good bachelor idea but what a mistake. They cooked the toast and burned it with cigarette lighters.

    what a shit hole.

    and eating breakfast and seeing some crack whores poo cutter is nasty.

  • http://www.facebook.com/marcio.cacao Marcio Cacao

    This I haven’t seen over there!